Week 2 debacle

Team F - 30
Team G - 39

It disappoints me to report Team F's first loss of the season at the hands of a steroid-ridden Team G. It appeared that each Team G member had grown up on the rough streets of Quincy and subscribed to the "when in doubt, foul" school of basketball. One of them, Johnny Tattoos, had 10 fouls, most of them flagrant. Another Team G member went down with a knee injury and immediately requested an ambulance, only to walk off the court 2 minutes later and ask if he could "cancel that call." Classic. Needless to say, the game was scrappy. Overall, Team F was sloppy and caught some tough breaks, but it was a game we could have and should have won. Changes to the Team F game plan are in the works.

In other league news, Team D pounded Team E 82-32, and Team B handled Team C 71-58.

Record: 1-1
Next opponent: Team D